- Abdul al-Rhasib
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast...
- Why you call your release beta ?
- ...Cause it's betta then nothin...
We got what it takes to take what you got! –IRS
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
What's the opposite of progress? - Congress.
A feature is a bug with seniority.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
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